Frank Ocean dropped his album "Blond" over the weekend, and it included a magazine titled "Boys Don't Cry". The 360-page magazine includes interviews, original photography from Ocean himself, and poetry. One of the poems was written by none other than the eccentric artist Kanye West. His subject? McDonald's.
Follows is the full poem:
McDonalds Man McDonalds Man<br/>The french fries had a plan<br/>The french fries had a plan<br/>The salad bar and the ketchup made a band<br/>Cus the french fries had a plan<br/>The french fries had a plan<br/>McDonalds Man<br/>McDonalds<br/>I know them french fries have a plan<br/>I know them french fries have a plan<br/>The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band<br/>To overthrow the french fries plan<br/>I always knew them french fries was evil man<br/>Smelling all good and shit<br/>I don't trust no food that smells that good man<br/>I don't trust it<br/>I just can't<br/>McDonalds Man<br/>McDonalds Man<br/>McDonalds, damn<br/>Them french fries look good tho<br/>I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries<br/>I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries<br/>Even the McRib was jealous of the fries<br/>I could see it through his artificial meat eyes<br/>And he only be there some of the time<br/>Everybody was jealous of them french fries<br/>Except for that one special guy<br/>That smooth apple pie
West's next venture? Children's books! Ha. What do you think about Kanye's poem?