Apparently Kids Don’t Want to Be TikTokers After All
Maybe the kids are going to be all right.
A new Yahoo survey asked 50 kids between the ages of 5 and 14 what they want to be when they grow up, and despite being raised in the social media era, not one said TikToker.
Instead, kids named careers like doctor, teacher, firefighter, astronaut, actor and professional athlete. Even better, a lot of them said they wanted jobs where they could help other people or animals.
Of course, they’re still kids, so we also got aspiring tornado chasers, ninjas and one child who wants to become a chicken nugget.
Dream big, little nugget.
Good Luck Getting Anywhere Near Taylor and Travis
If you’re thinking about casually dropping by Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s new Ohio mansion, apparently you’re not even making it to the driveway.
Reports say their security system includes a voice warning around the perimeter that lets people know they’re getting too close to the property.
And this is already inside a community with its own security and police presence.
Basically, if you accidentally make a wrong turn looking for their house, Taylor’s security system knows about it before you do.
As for their new neighbors? Having Taylor Swift move down the street probably isn’t hurting those property values.
Men, Please Leave Your Eyelashes Alone
We’ve apparently found a new frontier in manscaping.
Some young men on social media are cutting or shaving their eyelashes because they believe shorter lashes make them look more masculine.
Yes, eyelashes are apparently gendered now.
There is one small problem: doctors would really like everyone to stop.
Besides the obvious danger of putting sharp scissors next to your eyeball, eyelashes actually serve a purpose. They help protect your eyes from dust, debris, sweat and other irritants, and they can take months to fully grow back.
Gentlemen, you can sit this trend out.
Snickers Is Going Bananas
If you like banana bread and Snickers, your 3 p.m. sugar crash is about to get interesting.
Snickers is launching a limited edition Banana Nut Bread flavor exclusively at Walgreens.
It keeps the classic milk chocolate, caramel and peanuts but swaps the traditional nougat for a banana flavored version inspired by banana bread.
The new flavor is expected to hit shelves Friday, but it’s only around for a limited time.
So naturally Jade is already planning to buy several and freeze them.
Honestly, I respect the preparation.
Madonna Is Heading Back to the VMAs
It’s been a very long time since Madonna performed live at the VMAs.
The Queen of Pop is reportedly returning to the VMA stage at 68 years old, marking her first performance there in 23 years.
The last time she did it, she was 45.
And she’s not exactly showing up just for nostalgia. Madonna also leads this year’s nominations and already has 19 VMAs sitting at home.
Twenty three years later, the Queen of Pop is apparently ready to remind everyone why she got the title.
Spider-Man Just Made Box Office History
Spider-Man: Brand New Day has reportedly become the highest grossing movie ever at the domestic box office, reaching $936.77 million.
That narrowly passes the previous record held by Star Wars: The Force Awakens at $936.6 million.
Tom Holland reportedly received $20 million upfront for the movie, but if his deal includes a healthy piece of the backend, that Spider-Man suit could end up being worth a whole lot more.
Ozzy’s Final Show Is Coming to Movie Theaters
If you missed Ozzy Osbourne’s final performance, you’ll soon have another chance to experience it.
Ozzy & Black Sabbath: Back to the Beginning is heading to movie theaters around the world on October 28.
The film will give fans a chance to see Ozzy’s farewell performance with Black Sabbath on the big screen.
So if you couldn’t be there for the final show, at least you’ll be able to turn a movie theater into one last Black Sabbath concert.