Dolphins Fans, We May Need a Drink
Penalties. Fumbles. Turnovers. And five sacks in the first game.
The Dolphins are officially 0-1 to start the season, and with a new head coach and plenty of new faces on the roster, this could be one of those seasons that tests just how loyal Miami fans really are.
I’ve already placed my order with Total Wine & More.
One game down. A whole lot of football left. We’re going to need it.
A Fort Lauderdale Favorite Turns 50
In South Florida, we’ve watched businesses come and go through recessions, rising costs, COVID, inflation and seemingly endless competition.
So when a local mom-and-pop makes it 50 years, we celebrate it.
Congratulations to Ann’s Florist and Coffee Bar on Las Olas Boulevard in Fort Lauderdale, celebrating its 50th anniversary serving Broward County.
Flowers, coffee and five decades on Las Olas? That deserves some love.
Celine Dion Is Back
It took 2,379 days, but Celine Dion has reportedly returned for a full concert.
Dion hasn’t performed a full-length concert since before the pandemic, and four years ago she revealed her diagnosis with stiff-person syndrome, a rare neurological condition that has seriously affected her ability to perform.
But Saturday night, Celine reportedly delivered 25 songs over more than two hours.
And yes, everyone was waiting for the moment to find out if that legendary voice could still hit those notes.
Sounds like we got our answer.
Clean Out Your Closet Without Actually Organizing It
If cleaning your closet sounds like something you’ll continue putting off until 2034, there’s a ridiculously simple method making the rounds online.
Close your eyes and grab something.
That’s it.
The idea is to pay attention to your immediate reaction when you pick an item. If your first thought is, “Ugh, I hate wearing this,” or “Why do I still own this?” there’s your answer.
No elaborate organization system. No color coding. Just letting your own disappointment do the work.
Lady Gaga Has a Little Monster of Her Own
Congratulations are apparently in order for Lady Gaga and husband Michael Polansky, who have reportedly welcomed their first child.
Details are being kept very private, with no gender or birth date revealed yet.
The couple has largely stayed out of the spotlight recently, and now we apparently know why.
Mother Monster officially has a little monster.
Party of three!
Judge Judy Is Done With Hair and Makeup
Judge Judy is stepping away from being in front of the camera, and her reasoning is incredibly relatable: she’s reportedly over dealing with hair and makeup every day.
But Judy Sheindlin isn’t leaving television entirely.
She’s producing her son Adam Levy’s new syndicated court show, Adam’s Law, premiering today at 4 p.m. on CBS 4.
She’s also developing an adult animated series called Judyverse, inspired by those viral AI Baby Judge Judy videos.
Instead of major courtroom drama, think trials over stolen snacks and siblings snitching on each other.
Finally, a court show handling the important cases.
